MaddPoppins
I’d like to initiate a ridiculous chain of really bad One Piece pick up lines.

one-piece-blog:

ivancomics:

kandyjc3:

partyrock4theneworld:

“My lines not grand yet, but you’d do the job right.”


“I may not have one piece, but I have two golden balls” I’m dead now thats all i could come up with *hides*

You may not have a “bounty” on your head, but you’re a “supernova” to me.

Baby, your beauty makes my heart stops my heart mid beat <3… THOUGH I HAVE NO HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Protection? Don’t worry, I’m all rubber ;D

  1. shizukachan reblogged this from 4c3-d3t3ct1v3
  2. no-life-story-here reblogged this from ivancomics
  3. yukaiokaeshi reblogged this from soreto-you-wanna-be-my-friend and added:
    “do you want to see what else I can stretch?” I hope Luffy never uses chat up lines XD
  4. strawhatshergold reblogged this from kandyjc3
  5. crusnikden reblogged this from soreto-you-wanna-be-my-friend
  6. gravelpudding reblogged this from bellemeresoranges and added:
    #but the best One Piece pickup line of all time is: Do you poop SCREECHES
  7. icantthinkofanyrandomurl reblogged this from 31spadesdown
  8. bellemeresoranges reblogged this from 31spadesdown and added:
    Is your name Raftel because baby you are hard to get. Take me to the isles above. ;)
  9. theshipperofmanyships reblogged this from partyrock4theneworld
  10. thepiratecafe reblogged this from soreto-you-wanna-be-my-friend and added:
    I may not have found One Piece yet, but I would like One Piece of you~!
  11. cat-hulu reblogged this from frankyhouse and added:
    stops my heart mid
  12. onefairylove reblogged this from 31spadesdown
  13. romance-dawn-for-the-new-world reblogged this from uzeous
  14. uzeous reblogged this from 31spadesdown and added:
    THIS IS FHDSJKFHD HILARIOUS XDDDDDD “I’ve got many points, if you know what I mean” “Baby, I don’t need to find One...
  15. soul-madness reblogged this from 31spadesdown
  16. 31spadesdown reblogged this from yukishirostar and added:
    Oh dear Oda reblogging again for those last ones PERFECT
  17. yukishirostar reblogged this from broyotomi-army and added:
    with… I’d like...gomu-gomu you all night Come and I’ll show you my ancient weapon
  18. broyotomi-army reblogged this from 4c3-d3t3ct1v3 and added:
    “Are you One Piece? Because you’re the greatest treasure in my world.” -shot for lame line-
  19. soreto-you-wanna-be-my-friend reblogged this from 4c3-d3t3ct1v3 and added:
    not… Can’t think of one because...an uncreative sop D: BUT I LOVE THESE. MOORE.
  20. 4c3-d3t3ct1v3 reblogged this from ladycrocodile and added:
    baby you make my log pose point straighter up than Sky Island did
  21. missmarimo reblogged this from kandyjc3 and added:
    “If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be me.” I-I don’t know!
  22. ladycrocodile reblogged this from 31spadesdown and added:
    ”Hey girl, wanna take a Room and Shamble it with me?”
  23. ofiria reblogged this from kandyjc3 and added:
    Even though you’re not meat , I’ll still eat you… that sucked
  24. partyrock4theneworld reblogged this from lord-bloodlad and added:
    Look at all this glory I could cry
  25. potates reblogged this from kandyjc3 and added:
    Oh, looks like I’ve just found the all blue of my heart
  26. ivancomics reblogged this from frankyhouse and added:
    stops my heart mid
  27. lord-bloodlad reblogged this from maddpoppins and added:
    “SANTORYUU!” “Santoryuu isn’t a pickup line!” “… YONTORYUU!”
  28. crazed-laughter reblogged this from kandyjc3